Casual Hangouts Pillows

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"Don is an intellectual and a regular guy."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Speed Dating for Turtles

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Fresh pepper?"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

Valentine man in underpants.

Urban Life.

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'What kind of...'

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'