Casual Outing Pillows

The post-game meal

"This place has the best happy hour."

Speed Dating for Turtles

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

Valentine man in underpants.

'What kind of...'

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'