Casual Outings Pillows

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"This place has the best happy hour."

Speed Dating for Turtles

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

Valentine man in underpants.

'What kind of...'

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Funnel of Love. (This cartoon was originally published on 2011-03-10)

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'