Casual Hangouts Gifts

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"Don is an intellectual and a regular guy."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Fresh pepper?"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

'What kind of...'

Urban Life.

Valentine man in underpants.

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'