Casual Gatherings Gifts

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The devil you know and his plus one

The prying mantis,

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Playing cards.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Midwest Winter Items.

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'