Casual Meetings Fan Gifts

"You're not taking this policy meeting seriously enough..."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'

Tunnel of like

Pub Quiz

'Glad you could make it, G,B - pull up a bean bag chair,'

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

Pizza Party

"Thanks, but no thanks -- Valentines just lead to the hard stuff."

The post-game meal

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"

"I wasn't ghosting you I promise!"