Casual Meetings Fan Pillows

"You're not taking this policy meeting seriously enough..."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

Pub Quiz

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

Tunnel of like

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

'Glad you could make it, G,B - pull up a bean bag chair,'

"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"

Pizza Party

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

"Thanks, but no thanks -- Valentines just lead to the hard stuff."

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"I wasn't ghosting you I promise!"

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."