Casual Dating Pillows

Valentine man in underpants.

"Why are staring at my boobs? What do you hope to find there?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"You know how to please, but not to love."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Tunnel of like

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

'I'm making pot pie.'

Pizza Party

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

"Thanks, but no thanks -- Valentines just lead to the hard stuff."

"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"I wasn't ghosting you I promise!"

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

"Did you use a condom?"

"Don't be shy. W'=e're real casual around here."

Sleeping With Strange Men

Lovers' Leap/Casual Daters' Escalator

"I wasn't asking for all of the best years of her life-just a couple of good nights."

'Oh no, we just met today: He's what you would call my 'catch of the day'...'

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

"I try to be royal without being regal."

"This is Dave, my friend plus."