Casual Viewing Pillows

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Anorak anoraks'.

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

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Moral Values for Dummies

Valentine man in underpants.

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

Tunnel of like

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'Watching the football.'

'So, read any good book lately?'

"Thanks, but no thanks -- Valentines just lead to the hard stuff."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

'I'm making pot pie.'