Casual Viewing Pillows

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Anorak anoraks'.

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Valentine man in underpants.

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

Moral Values for Dummies

Ignorance and Bliss

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

This week we've explored what might happen if there were a military draft. Hear what I say: How many soldiers died today? Now back to our regular programming. My iPad's shiny. My oil stocks are soaring.

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Tunnel of like

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'Watching the football.'

'I'm making pot pie.'

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

The post-game meal