Casual Spectator Pillows

'Yeah yeah... we know they play in pain. I Live in pain.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

'Watching the football.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

Tambourine.

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."

"This is my exit strategy."

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'