Casual Spectator Mugs

'Yeah yeah... we know they play in pain. I Live in pain.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

This week we've explored what might happen if there were a military draft. Hear what I say: How many soldiers died today? Now back to our regular programming. My iPad's shiny. My oil stocks are soaring.

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

'Watching the football.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Tambourine.

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

"This is my exit strategy."

"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."