Casual Supporter Mugs

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How should we divide the teams?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Getting old...

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"I love people-watching."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

Cause and Effect.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

"I don't care if it's forty years old and has a good body! I'm trying to get pissed, not date it!"