Casual Supporter Pillows

"My Man Utd top's still in the wash"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How should we divide the teams?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"I love people-watching."

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Getting old...

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

Cause and Effect.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'