Casual Player Pillows

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

Caddy With A Cool Box

Thanks for the order, JB. Now, how about another game for real?

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Knights of the bedside table.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Snail Racing

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

...I told you never to enter without knocking

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Use it or lose it.

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Where's your other glove?'

Luckily I hit the pin!

Old Fred's Seat

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

A Flag in One