Casual Athletes Pillows

"At Rovers' stadium, that would be a yellow card."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Snail Racing

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

Use it or lose it.

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Where's your other glove?'

"Next bench is four steps."

Luckily I hit the pin!

A Flag in One

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

I don't know much about Tennis...

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."