Casual Exercisers Pillows

"And for exercise, I walk around the block a few times every day."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Banana Yoga

Cyclist Flamingoes

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

The Remote Olympics

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'That's our group plan.'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Aerobics Class. Trainer. What is your body telling you? We're not on speaking terms right now.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

Use it or lose it.

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

"Whatever."

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

A Flag in One

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

"Next bench is four steps."