Casual Exercisers Gifts

"And for exercise, I walk around the block a few times every day."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Banana Yoga

Cyclist Flamingoes

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

The Remote Olympics

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'That's our group plan.'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Use it or lose it.

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

"Whatever."

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

"Next bench is four steps."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"This is doing nothing for my abs."