Casual Exerciser Gifts

"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."

Welcome To I'll-Start-Tomorrow-Cise!

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Oh, and here's another little fib about exercising."

"How many calories can I burn by standing still."

"Hey! I do my exercises! Look, I can lift one pound with each hand!"

Walk right in. Sit right down.

Some exercise program - he power walks to snack machine!

'I get enough exercise at work. I'm a mailman.'

Any exercise is better than none.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Next bench is four steps."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Psychiatry in the Park

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Banana Yoga

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Use it or lose it.

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"We're just like one big happy family here."

A Flag in One

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'