Gentle Exerciser Gifts

Exercise Classes for the over 60s - Pottering 8pm.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise Class

Running

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Exercising

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Jogging Bottoms

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."