Laid-back Exerciser Gifts

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Born to be Mild.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'No sweat shop'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

"Next bench is four steps."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Come in here if you don't like....

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"Sloth!"

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

Walk right in. Sit right down.

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."