Casual Runner Gifts

Use it or lose it.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

"No, not this time. I'm on a glutton-free diet."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Born to be Mild.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Colin V Longshore Drift

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Caddy With A Cool Box

Hoodie

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

Quarantine Day 60: "Mom says her boobs have enjoyed their temporary liberation from bra-jail."

"Next bench is four steps."