Casual Marathoners Gifts

'Frank keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took 8 months to do it in.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I told him he should have trained more."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Costume - What costume?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Get a life

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

Second to Nun

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Use it or lose it.

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

A Flag in One

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster