Habitual Runners Gifts

Second to Nun

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Running

"I told him he should have trained more."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Women in a cross country race

Man running

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

Olympic Torch Training

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Stampede!!'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

The Fun Run.

Congratulations for male runner

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'Jogger's nipple'

Track runner running out of track

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'