Habitual Runners Gifts

Second to Nun

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Running

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I told him he should have trained more."

Women in a cross country race

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Man running

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Olympic Torch Training

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'Stampede!!'

Congratulations for male runner

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

The Fun Run.

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'Jogger's nipple'

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

Track runner running out of track

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."