Habitual Walker Gifts

Woman and dog with mobiles

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Some walk, huh?"

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

Second to Nun

How do you like the new suit?

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Pedestrian parking only.

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

"I shamble five miles every day."

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'When you said we were going for a walk, I certainly didn't think it meant me carrying your golf clubs.'

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

sale on paradigm shifts.

"We go on daily walks too, but my master is a creature of habit: we take exactly the same route every single time..."

They're using our @#$% slipstream again.