Habitual Stroller Gifts

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"Honey, run!"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Second to Nun

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Parents compare buggies

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."