Urban Stroller Gifts

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'Zebra Crossing'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

No littering...

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Nature Lovers

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Honey, run!"

"Some walk, huh?"

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

Man On Park Bench Feeding Birds And A Drone.

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"