Urban Stroller Gifts

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'Zebra Crossing'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

No littering...

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

Nature Lovers

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Honey, run!"

"Some walk, huh?"

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.'

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"