Office Stroller Gifts

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

No littering...

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Man walking his dog (colour)

"Pampered?"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Honey, run!"

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Sunday in the park'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

Trapped in a painting

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'I think he's a minimalist.'

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."