City Strollers Gifts

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

No littering...

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Complaints Desk

"Pampered?"

"Honey, run!"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Sunday in the park'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

"Madonna's out early this morning."

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.'

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"