City Strollers Mugs

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

No littering...

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Complaints Desk

"Pampered?"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Honey, run!"

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Sunday in the park'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."