Canine Stroller Gifts

"Pampered?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

No littering...

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"Honey, run!"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."