Dog Stroller Enthusiast Gifts

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

"Growth spurt?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I told you it would be useful.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Let's scoot."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"Pampered?"

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

Say, I just had a thought

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

"V.C.R's programmed"

Eskimo with 'Canine anti-freeze'

Boys on scooters

Skiing Accidents.

Girls and Scooters.

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Scooter Romance

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Parents compare buggies

Walkies.

"The Vesparados"

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."