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'I told you it would be useful.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

"Let's scoot."

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

Baby Carriers

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Running in please pass

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Parents compare buggies

Scooter Romance

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Eskimo pram

Boys on scooters

Rocket priced prams.

Girls and Scooters.

"The Vesparados"

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

Winter Roadwork...

"She's not fast . . . but she gets you there."

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

Economical sheep transportation.

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

The headless moped driver

"I think they want you to leave it outside."