Baby Stroller Critic Gifts

"My ride was kind of bumpy So, I'm only going to give Mom two stars."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Mine's still in bed."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"In regards to my son's education I am a firm believer in 'Laissez-Faire'."

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

Parents compare buggies

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

'Excuse me - could you please get out of my way - I've got a baby.'

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

"But is my way the best way to do it???"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

"It's not the kids I hate. It's the parents for having them."

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

A man pushing a pram

"Now that I have a child, I understand the love you have for your dog."

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

'Initial excavations suggest an ancient civilisation that was male-dominated.'

'Mum-I need a solicitor!'

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

"My grandchild deserves a good stroller, but this thing costs more than my first car!"

Learner Drivers

That was the trouble with being raised by wolves, I was just so gosh darned yummy!

'You know this belt I've been using to punish the kids? It can also be used to hold up my pants!'

"And my lawyer says we have a hell of a case against La-Z-Boy."