Baby Stroller Critic Pillows

"My ride was kind of bumpy So, I'm only going to give Mom two stars."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Mine's still in bed."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"In regards to my son's education I am a firm believer in 'Laissez-Faire'."

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Parents compare buggies

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

'Excuse me - could you please get out of my way - I've got a baby.'

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

Back seat race car drivers.

"But is my way the best way to do it???"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

"It's not the kids I hate. It's the parents for having them."

A man pushing a pram

'Don't you think that kid's a little old to still be sucking on a bottle?'

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"Now that I have a child, I understand the love you have for your dog."

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

'Initial excavations suggest an ancient civilisation that was male-dominated.'

'Mum-I need a solicitor!'

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

'You know this belt I've been using to punish the kids? It can also be used to hold up my pants!'

That was the trouble with being raised by wolves, I was just so gosh darned yummy!

Indoctrinating the Torture Invaders of the Future

Learner Drivers

"And my lawyer says we have a hell of a case against La-Z-Boy."