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'I told you it would be useful.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Let's scoot."

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

Baby Carriers

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Parents compare buggies

Scooter Romance

Girls and Scooters.

Boys on scooters

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Eskimo pram

Running in please pass

Rocket priced prams.

"The Vesparados"

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

Winter Roadwork...

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"She's not fast . . . but she gets you there."

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

"I think they want you to leave it outside."

The headless moped driver

Economical sheep transportation.

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'