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'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'I can change! I swear!'

"Let's scoot."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

It's more than a mike!

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

The Thinker

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

LEGO profits.

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."