Stroller Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Sometimes it seems you don't want to talk about baby strollers."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

"She's very driven."

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Upper East Side Dog Park

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Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Let's scoot."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'