Scooter Aficionado T-Shirts

"Oh, no! Here comes a guy on a motorcycle! Should I give him the 'low wave'? Is the 'high wave' too effeminate? Am I allowed to wave if I'm on a scooter? What if I wave and he ignores me?! This is bad..."

Gingerbread Scooter

Running in please pass

Santa's toy delivery

Wide Load

Pandemic's Empty Streets

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Bradley Wiggins

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Let's scoot."

Bicycle Sidecar.

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

The Thinker

Crocodile Shoes

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"