Stroller Aficionado Mugs

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I can change! I swear!'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

It's more than a mike!

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

"Let's scoot."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

The Thinker

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.