Sidewalk Stroller Gifts

You pedestrians think you own the road!

'Crazy drivers, That guy nearly hit us,'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

No littering...

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Nature Lovers

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Man walking his dog (colour)

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Pampered?"

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Some walk, huh?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Honey, run!"

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Sunday in the park'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'