Seaside Stroller Gifts

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Honey, run!"

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

At the Seaside

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

No littering...

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Sunbathers.

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

Nature Lovers

Segregated Beach

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Feeling for shells

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

Child with doll in the sea

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Man walking his dog (colour)

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Some walk, huh?"

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.