Beach Strollers Gifts

"Thank goodness for your infertility. … Just sayin’."

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

No littering...

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Pampered?"

"Delivery."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Honey, run!"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."

And as the sun sets over the hills...