Beach Stroller Gifts

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

Zorba the Greek.

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

No littering...

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Nature Lovers

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Man walking his dog (colour)

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Delivery."

"Honey, run!"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Some walk, huh?"

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'