Beach Stroller Gifts

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

Zorba the Greek.

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

No littering...

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Nature Lovers

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Man walking his dog (colour)

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"Delivery."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Honey, run!"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Some walk, huh?"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Man On Park Bench Feeding Birds And A Drone.