Summer Stroller Gifts

"Now, the long running forecast for the coming Ashes series.. "

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

The High Line at Giza

Easter Island Shades...

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

Nature Lovers

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

The Boys of Indian Summer

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Man walking his dog (colour)

"Yipeee!"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Crabbing

On holiday...

Over summer vacation kids forget much of what they learned in school. They lose their train of "taught"!