Scenic Stroller Gifts

"Some walk, huh?"

Nature Lovers

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The High Line at Giza

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Honey, run!"

The Scenic Route

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Sunday in the park'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

The Lights

Trapped in a painting

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

"I could do that."

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

'I think he's a minimalist.'

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."