Shoreline Stroller Gifts

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

Nature Lovers

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Man walking his dog (colour)

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Honey, run!"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Some walk, huh?"

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Sunday in the park'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"