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"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

Nature Lovers

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Man walking his dog (colour)

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Some walk, huh?"

"Honey, run!"

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Sunday in the park'

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

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'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'