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"Dammit, Wilson! Pull over and let the serious walkers pass!"

Don't Mosey. Mosey.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

No littering...

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The High Line at Giza

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Nature Lovers

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Man walking his dog (colour)

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Honey, run!"

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Some walk, huh?"

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."