Leisurely Stroller Pillows

"Dammit, Wilson! Pull over and let the serious walkers pass!"

Don't Mosey. Mosey.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

No littering...

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The High Line at Giza

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

Nature Lovers

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Man walking his dog (colour)

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Honey, run!"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Some walk, huh?"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'