Street Stroller Pillows

Brow-beaten wife takes delight in window shopping.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

No littering...

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Honey, run!"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Sunday in the park'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'